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newyorker72:

Fuck you and deal w/ it=]

newyorker72:

Fuck you and deal w/ it=]


So I told my boyfriend…

fagqot:

I don’t deserve anyone. I don’t know why you waste your love on me.. I’m such a waste”

His response was, “Your like the sexiest dork ever and I wanna have your babies.”

I’m like

Then he says, “ Your like the shit, dude. Your sweet and caring too.”

So then I’m like

And then the last thing he says is, “Not to mention you give killer head.”

I was all

Y U NOT ROMANTIC WITHOUT SAYING A HORN-DOGISH COMMENT?


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brokentrucks:

lol you dont wanna scare him




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namemeallthecolours:

don’t try to anchor me down

namemeallthecolours:

don’t try to anchor me down


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the-fuckest-uppest:

mmmm 
ohh jessica you babe

the-fuckest-uppest:

mmmm 

ohh jessica you babe


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brokentrucks:

i can do this :D

brokentrucks:

i can do this :D